... Man, and I really just wanted some groceries. She
let out a long sigh and got comfortable on the linoleum floor.
... Well, you came to the wrong place.
I snorted.
... Tell me about it.
... We giggled together for a second.
... Hey, didnt you hear? Shut
up! cried the second gunman from the front door, still trying to
get the shutters to raise. I glanced at the frozen goods wall where a
constant stream of muttered Russian had been rising from the babushkas
since the shutters came down and decided against pointing it out to him.
... There was a pause of polite obedience
as the two of us sat like naughty kids, reprimanded by the teacher.
... So, what do you need gochujang
for? I whispered, unable to resist. She smiled.
... Pork. Theres this Korean
barbeque around the corner from my house that does the most amazing marinated
pork. Ive been trying to replicate it for months now, and I recently
found a recipe using the stuff. Have you used it before?
... I nodded. Yea, careful, its....
fragrant.
... Powerful?
... Oh, yeah.
... Perfect. I really want the flavor
delivered with a punch, you know?
... I smiled and my pulse began to quicken
again. I was falling in love.
... What about shut up dont you
two understand?
... We stared up innocently at the second
robber, who wore a black turtleneck sweater in addition to his balaclava.
I could see the whites of his eyes. He must have been sweltering. You
think this gun is a prop? Its not. Shut the hell up!
... I could smell his sweat. It was, I remember
thinking, a convincing display, as he waved his pistol in our faces. But
love's bite had had made me impervious to fear. As soon as he stalked
back to the shuttered door, we resumed.
... Do you cook with a lot of sauces?
I asked hopefully.
... Well
I cook a lot, but I cant say Ive really explored the condiment
realm very thoroughly.
... So, fermented date juice isnt
on your regular shopping list then?
... She stifled a laugh. No, I just
kind of saw this place and decided I had to get some weird stuff now that
Ive seen it, you know? A friend recommended the place after I was
having trouble finding gochujang. I promise I mean to use it, though.
... I was on the verge of asking what she
planned to make with the date juice when something along the lines of
an artillery blast went off very close by. Turtleneck had attempted to
shoot at the steel shutter that barred the entrance. I guess I should
say that he shot it successfully, as the bullet or shell or whatever did
in fact hit the shutter. However, the implacable corrugated barrier remained,
minus a two or three inch hole....
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